Feed Me To Stones - insaneknight74

Okay, so I have yet to post the third day of my trip to Olympia. I'll get on that tonight. I've just been busy with various writing and art related projects which I'll post about another time. But THIS just needed to be posted NOW!

Some random guy on BuzzNet sent me a message, and... well... It's just fun and stupid. Light read, so it's fun.


==========Original Message==========
From: insaneknight74
Date: 05/03/2008 8:39 PM
Subject : Do it

Do it do it do it.
You won't no balls


==========Original Message==========
From: germbot
Date: 05/03/2008 9:06 PM
Subject : Re: Do it

*does it*

There, I did it. You happy?


==========Original Message==========
From: insaneknight74
Date: 05/03/2008 9:12 PM
Subject : Re: Do it

If you did it how can you still be alive. Just kill yourself dude.


==========Original Message==========
From: germbot
Date: 05/03/2008 9:14 PM
Subject : Re: Do it

Are you coming onto me? 'Cause it's not the worst pick-up line I've heard, I must admit.


==========Original Message==========
From: insaneknight74
Date: 05/03/2008 9:16 PM
Subject : Re: Do it

No I am straight i just want you to pull the trigger.


==========Original Message==========
From: germbot
Date: 05/03/2008 9:32 PM
Subject : Re: Do it

Yeah, I've heard that one before. The line was shortly followed by a money shot, bruising, and a forty dollar taxi tab I had to do... unfavorable things... to pay.


==========Original Message==========
From: insaneknight74
Date: 05/03/2008 9:37 PM
Subject : Re: Do it

Fag.


==========Original Message==========
From: germbot
Date: 05/03/2008 9:38 PM
Subject : Re: Do it

Says the guy named 'insaneknight' who randomly messaged me suggesting I kill myself. With bad grammar, mind you.



==========Original Message==========
From: insaneknight74
Date: 05/03/2008 9:40 PM
Subject : Re: Do it

How do you figure bad grammar?


==========Original Message==========
From: germbot
Date: 05/03/2008 9:55 PM
Subject : Re: Do it

Your first message reads:

Do it do it do it.
You won't no balls

First glaring issue is the line "You won't no balls[.]" It took me a moment to deduce what you were getting at with that line, but I figured (rightfully so, I imagined) that you meant 'You don't have the balls,' or 'you won't, no balls.' Which is to say 'You won't because you don't have the courage to do so.'

And if I wanted to nit-pick I'd talk about the lack of proper commas in the first line, and improper use of line-breaks. But this is the internet, and folk like e e cummings have paved the way for creative expression through willful misuse of accepted literary rules.

Now, I assume that the message was sent in jest with nothing but humor in its intention, albeit reeking of juvenile net-boy. That's why I didn't go running off to a mod to report you, especially after you suggested I kill myself. There is, after all, a photo of me with a gun to my head. Hell, I thought it cute in a way when you called me a fag after it's such plainly available information if you bothered looking-- not to mention the joke was leading down that alley anyhow. But this is where I'm going to choose to step off, as the pathos you're displaying was cute while it lasted but I'm pretty much done.

I'm only responding at this length because I'm bored, and I'm curious to see if you bother to read it all (which isn't a challenge so much as a point of interest). I might respond if you respond again, but know that I'm going to journal this because it's just so damned awkwardly cute that I can't let this disappear into the digital crypt of the internet without an audience. My roommates alone have found a chuckle out of it as well.

By the way, I am typing in a hoighty-toighty fashion just to see if I can piss you off.

With love,
J