July 7th, 2009
1_ Research advertising and production companies in Venice, Santa Monica, and West LA area-- see which I jive with, and which I mostly jive with enough to apply to.
2_ Compile information for resumes.
a_ Photography
b_ Illustration & Design
c_ Video
d_ Writing, just in case I see something
3_ Find decent photoshop'esq program to throw everything together in a nice, professional yet fun design.
4_ Call Unemployment... again!
5_ Look into applying at Art Institute again, see if I can just finish that goddamned Bachelors degree.
2_ Compile information for resumes.
a_ Photography
b_ Illustration & Design
c_ Video
d_ Writing, just in case I see something
3_ Find decent photoshop'esq program to throw everything together in a nice, professional yet fun design.
4_ Call Unemployment... again!
5_ Look into applying at Art Institute again, see if I can just finish that goddamned Bachelors degree.
I'm interviewing for a job after getting my nose broken after tripping over my cat in the dark while going to go pee. My face is bruised, I've got a large bandage, but otherwise the interview is going great. Then;
Potential employer: So, I have to ask, what happened to your face?
Me, deciding the interview is 'going this well, why not joke?': You ever own a cat?
Potential employer: No, not really.
Me: Well, let me just say, never shave a cat while drunk, then go over to your rather large roided out neighbors apartment and explain, drunkenly giggling, that you just shaved his ten year old daughters pussy.
Potential employer: So, I have to ask, what happened to your face?
Me, deciding the interview is 'going this well, why not joke?': You ever own a cat?
Potential employer: No, not really.
Me: Well, let me just say, never shave a cat while drunk, then go over to your rather large roided out neighbors apartment and explain, drunkenly giggling, that you just shaved his ten year old daughters pussy.
MTA of the now.
Dicks
Watch out, it's doctor worm!
I just won tickets to see BRUNO on friday, through Buzznet.com! SO EXCITED! Not to see the movie, 'cause I really don't care, but that I WON!
Also, there's a dude that's gonna be there I've had a thing for for years. OMG, is it true love? I need pointers from
jameth! Also, The Gay Blades will be there. STOKED!
Also, there's a dude that's gonna be there I've had a thing for for years. OMG, is it true love? I need pointers from



